Biology mnemonics
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Here are some English mnemonics related to the signs of the biology.
Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species:
- Kangaroos Play Cellos Orangutans Fiddle Gorillas Sing
- Katie Peels Californian Oranges For Grandpa's Supper
- Katie, Please Come Over For Ginger Snaps
- Katie Puts Cake On Fred's Good Shirt
- Keep Pots Clean Or Family Gets Sick
- Keep Putting Clothes On For Goodness Sake
- Kenneth, Please Call Our Favorite Grandson Soon
- Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex
- Kevin's Penis Can Often Feel Genuinely Sticky
- Kermit Puked Cookies On Fozzie's Green Sweater
- Khaki Pants Carried Over Frogs Get Sick
- Kids Playing Carelessly On Freeways Get Splattered
- Kids Playing Chicken On Freeways Get Squished
- Kids Pour Catsup Over Fat Green Spiders
- Kids Prefer Cheese Over Fried Green Spam
- Kill Pretty Cheerleaders Often For Good Suprise
- Kind People Care Only For Giant Slugs
- Kind Professors Can Often Fail Good Students
- Kindly Please Come Over For Gay Sex
- Kindly Prince Charles Ordered Five Girls Spanked
- King Paul Came Over for George's Sword
- King Phill Classed Ordinary Families as Generous and Special
- King Phillip Came Over For Great Spagetti
- King Phillip Came Over For Great Sex
- King Phillip Came Over For Green Spinach
- King Phillip Came Over From Geneva Switzerland
- King Phillip Came Over From Great Spain
- King Phillip Came Over From Germany, Sir
- King Phillip Came Over From Germany, Swimming
- King Phillip Came Over From Germany, Soaked
- King Phillip Climbed Over Fence to Get Strawberries
- King Phillip Can Order Fresh Green Salad
- King Phillip Chases Old Fat Girl Scouts
- King Phillip Chewed On Famous Greek Sausage
- King Phillip Chews On Fat Green Stems
- King Phillip Choked On Four Gob Stoppers
- King Phillip Cleverly Ordered Five Giant Snails
- King Phillip COFs Gold Spit
- King Phillip Collects Old Faded Green Stamps
- King Phillip, Come Out For God's Sake
- King Phillip Cooks Old-Fashioned Ginger Snaps
- King Phillip Cooks Omelets For Greasy Slobs
- King Phillip's Court Ordered Fifty Green Spiders
- King Phillip Cried, "Oh For Goodness' Sake!"
- King Phillip Cried Out, "For Goodness' Sake!"
- King Phillip Came, "OverFromGreece' Singing"
- King Played Chess On Fat Guy's Stomach
- Kings Play Cards On Fine Green Silk
- Kings Play Cards On Fat Green Stools
- Kings Play Cards On Fridays, Generally Speaking
- Kings Play Chess OF a Grand Scale
- Kings Play Chess On Fancy Glass Stools
- Kings Play Chess On Fancy Glass Seats
- Kings Play Chess On Fancy Gold Stools
- Kings Play Chess On Fine Grain Sand
- Kings Play Chess On Fridays Generally Speaking
- Kings Play Chess On Funny Green Squares
- Kings Prefer Caviar, Others Foie Gras, Schnapps
- Kinky People Can Often Find Good Sex
- Kinky Porno Cookies Ordered From Girl Scouts
- Kirk Played Cavalry On Fred's Good Sofa
- Kissing Pigs Can Only Foster Grave Sickness
- Kittens Prefer Cream Or Fish Generally Speaking
- Kurt Puts Cheese On Fat Girls Stomachs
- Kyle Puts Condom On For Great Sex
- King Penguins Can Often Find Great Sex
- Komar Played ChildrenOn Friday & Got Slapped
- Kooky Patty Can't Order Fat Guys, Sir.
- Kids Prefer Chocolate Over Flat GrapeSoda
Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species:
- Dear King Phillip Came Over For Great Sex
- Dear King Philip Came Over For Grape Soda
- Dear King Philip Came Over For Gay Sex
- Do Keep Police Cars Off Florida's Great Streets
- Do Keep Papers Coming Or Fail Gardner's Science
- Donkey Kong Pounds Clay Objects Frequently Gaining Sores
- Dumb Kids Playing Chicken On Freeways Get Squished
- Drunken Kings Play Cards On Fridays, Generally Speaking
Movement, Respiration, Sensitivity, Growth, Reproduction, Excretion, Nutrition. MRS. GREN OR MR. GREEN. With the S for Sensitivity changed to E for Excitability (both the same thing).
The stages of the Kreb's Cycle:
- Cindy Is Kinky So She Fornicates More Often.
- A Course In Kama Sutra Should Further My Orgasm
The stages of mitosis: I Pooed My Ass Today (Interphase, Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, Telophase)
OR I Passed My Awful Tests.
I Pooped a Massive Apple Turnover.
OIL RIG - Oxidation is Loss - Reduction is gain (Referring to the electron transport chain)
The Cranial Nerves:
- Ooh Ooh Ooh To Touch And Feel A Girls Vagina And Hymen
- (For "sensory," "motor," or "both"): Some Say Marry Money, But My Brother Says Big Boobs Matter More
