Steven Wright
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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American actor, writer and comedian.
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[edit] I Have A Pony (1985)
- I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
- I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
- I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- In school, they told me practice makes perfect. Then they told me nobody's perfect, so I stopped practicing.
