The Andy Griffith Show
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The Andy Griffith Show (1960-1968) follows Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry, North Carolina through both his public and private life. Sheriff Taylor nabs criminals and deals with the shenanigans of his fellow citizens, while providing life lessons to his son Opie.
[edit] Unidentified episodes
- Deputy Barney Fife: Nip it! Nip it in the bud!
- "Call the man!" - Andy Taylor, after the freezer went out at home and Aunt Bee needed a place to keep her meat.
- Otis: [speaking of how his mouth feels] Shooby,shooby,shooby.
- "You beat everything Barney, You know that" Andy to Barney
- "Citizens arr-ay-est!, citizens arr-ay-est!, citizens arr-ay-est!" -- Said by Gomer Pyle (actor Jim Nabors) to Barney Fife (actor Don Knotts) in the episode aptly titled "Citizens Arrest."
- "You're a boob, Gomer!" -- Barney Fife, in "Citizens Arrest"
- "Sha-zay-um!" -- Gomer Pyle (southern for "Shazam!")
- "Go-o-lly!" -- Gomer Pyle
- "Judy Judy Judy" -- Goober
- "Where's my plague? Give me my plague." Barney describing how Otis is going to arrive at the mayor's office to receive an award.
- "But aren't the tress nice and full." Andy referring to the birds Opie has just let go. In 'Opie:The Birdman'.
[edit] Dialog
Barney: Wanted posters came in, Andy.
Andy: Oh, good. File 'em, will you, Barn?
Barney: (reading posters) Let's see what we got here. "Henry 'Shopping Bag' Leonetti. Grand Larceny; $4,000 reward." "Max 'The Tongue' Rasmussen. Grand Theft Auto; reward $1,500." "Benjamin Schuster, alias Benjy Schus, alias Benny Schut. Forgery; reward $3,000." You know what this means, Andy.
Andy: What?
Barney: 8,500 American silver cartwheels right in our hands; only one small hitch.
Andy: We don't know where they are.
Barney: Right!
(from episode "Opie and the Spoiled Kid")

